[ G
]
Oh it seems to me this whole
[ D
]
world's gone
[ Em
]
crazy
There's
[ C
]
too much hate and killing going
[ D
]
on
But
[ G
]
when I see the
[ D
]
bare chest of a
[ Em
]
woman
My
[ C
]
worries and my problems are
[ D
]
all gone
[ C
]
No one thinks of fighting, when they
[ D
]
see a topless girl
[ Em
]
Baby if you would show yours too,
[ C
]
we could save the
[ D
]
world
Show them to
[ G
]
me, show
[ D
]
them to
[ Em
]
me
[ C
]
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies
[ D
]
free
They'd look a
[ G
]
whole lot better without that
[ D
]
sweater baby
[ Em
]
I'm sure you'll agree
If
[ C
]
you've got, two fun bags
[ D
]
,
Show them to
[ G
]
me
[ G
]
I don't care if they don't
[ D
]
match or
[ Em
]
ones bigger than the other
[ C
]
You could show me one,
[ D
]
and I'll imagine the other
[ G
]
Even if you're really
[ D
]
old,
[ Em
]
theres nothing wrong
[ C
]
Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, they're
[ D
]
just a little long
Show them to
[ G
]
me, show
[ D
]
them to
[ Em
]
me
Lift
[ C
]
up your shirt and let the whole
[ D
]
world see
[ G
]
Just disrobe, show your
[ D
]
globes and a
[ Em
]
happy man I'll be
If
[ C
]
you got, dos chichi's
[ D
]
,
Show them to
[ G
]
me
[ C
]
I've met a lot of them, but
[ D
]
never one I've hated
[ C
]
Even if you've had thirteen kids and you
[ D
]
think they look deflated
Theres
[ C
]
no such thing as a bad breast, I
[ D
]
believe this much is true
If you're a
[ C
]
big fat man I'm a titty fan and I'd
[ D
]
love to see yours toooo
Show them to me
[ G
]
, show
[ D
]
them to
[ Em
]
me
Just
[ C
]
like the girls gone wild on
[ D
]
T.V.
[ G
]
Just lean back and show your
[ D
]
rack and
[ Em
]
I'll be in ecstasy
[ C
]
If you got two casabas
[ D
]
Show them to me
[ G] [D
]
[ C
]
All the world will live in harmony
[ D
]
[ G
]
It'll do you good, it'll give me wood
[ D
]
,
[ Em
]
we'll make history
If
[ C
]
you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time,
I said if
[ C
]
you love your
[ D
]
country yea
Then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to
[ G
]
me