Verse 1:
What is it [A] about them?
I must be missing [E] something
They just keep doing [Bm] nothing
Too [Dm] intoxicated to be scared
Better off [A] without them
They're nothing but [E] unstable
Bring ashtrays to the [Bm] table
And that's about the [Dm] only thing they share
Chorus:
I'm[F#m] in their second [Faug] hand smoke
[A] Still just drinking [B/D#] canned Coke
I[Bm] don't need a Xanny to feel better
On [F#m] designated [Faug] drives home
[A] Only one who's [B/D#] not stoned
[Bm] Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever
Interlude:
Can you check your Uber rating? Oh my god
(And it's like, wait, like, when?)
Verse 2:
Wakin' up at [A] sundown (Ooh)
They're late to [E] every party (Ooh)
Nobody's ever [Bm] sorry (Ooh)
Too inebriated [Dm] now to dance
Morning as they [A] come down (Come down)
Their pretty heads [E] are hurting (Hurting)
They're awfully bad at [Bm] learning (Learning)
Make the same [Dm] mistakes, blame circumstance
Chorus:
[F#m] I'm in their second [Faug] hand smoke
[A] Still just drinking [B/D#] canned Coke
I[Bm] don't need a Xanny to feel better
[F#m] On designated [Faug] drives home
[A] Only one who's [B/D#] not stoned
[Bm] Don't give me a Xanny, now or [E] [E7] ever
Bridge:
[Bm] Please don't try to kiss me on the [E] [E7] sidewalk
On your [F#m] cigarette [Faug] break [A] [D#dim]
I [Bm] can't afford to love [E] someone
Who [E7] isn't dying [F#m] by [Faug] mistake in [A] Silver [D#dim] Lake
[Bm] [E]
Outro:
What is it about [A] them?
I must be missing [E] something
They just keep doin' [Bm] nothing
N.C
Too intoxicated to be scared
[A] Hmm, [E] hmm
[Bm] Hmm, [F#m] mmm, [Faug] mmm, [A] mmm, mmm
[A] Come down
[E] Hurting
[Bm] [Faug] Learning
