(Capo on 1)
Intro.: [Am] (x8)
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[Am] Cowboys and pioneers [C] come lend your eyes and ears
[Am] I've got the need to [E] testi-fy
Don't [F] try to [G] build your [C] nest out [F] in the [E] open [Am] West
'Cause there's a [F] million [Dm] ways to [E] die
Solo: [Am] (x2)
[Am] Six bullets in the gut [C] or just a papercut
[Am] Too many ways to [E] quanti-fy
They'll [F] cut your [G] ankle [C] off to [F] cure a [E] minor [Am] cough
'Cause there's a [F] million [E7] ways to [Am] die
Solo: [Am] [Am] [Am] A [C] million [E] ways to [Am] die [Am]
It's a [Dm] hundred and one in the shade or the sun, if you [C] fall [F] a-sleep [Gb] you [G] fry
A [E] million ways to [Am] die
You can [Dm] live like a saint, but there [C] just really ain't
No [Dm] a-voidin' a million [G] ways to [Am] die
Solo: [Am] [Am] [Am] [Bbm] [Bbm] [Bbm] [Bbm]
[Bbm] Small pox and bigger pox [Db] and deadly tomahawks
[Bbm] Or God forbid you steal a [F] pie
They'll [Gb] blast you [Ab] into [Db] shards, for [Ebm] playin' [F] good at [Bbm] cards
'Cause there's a [Gb] million [Eb] ways to [F] die
(Up 1/2 tone)
Solo: [Bbm] (x2)
[Bbm] Out on the desert plains, [Db] it hardly ever rains
[Bbm] And you can hear coyotes [F] cry
They'll [Gb] eat you [Ab] up and [Db] then they'll [Ebm] shit you [F] out [Bbm] a-gain
'Cause there's a [Gb] million [F] ways to [Bbm] die
Solo: [Bbm] [Bbm] [Bbm] A [Db] million [F] ways to [Bbm] die [Bbm]
With a [Eb] whoosh and a whack, there's a knife in your back,
'cause you [Db] got a fancy [Ab] tie
A [F] million ways to [Bbm] die
It's a [Eb] kick in the pants, but you [Db] don't have a chance of [Eb] es-capin'
A million [Ab] ways to [Bbm] die
Outro: [Bbm] [Bbm] [Bbm] [F] A million ways to [Bb] die
