You used to get it in your fish[E] nets
Now you only get it in your n[C#m] ight dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for[F#m] niceness
Landed in a very common [B] crisis
Everything's in order in a b[E] lack hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the [C#m] past though
The Bloody Mary's lacking her Ta[F#m] basco
Remember when you used to be a [B] rascal?
Chorus
Oh the boy's a [F#m] slag
The best you ever had[B]
The best you ever had[F#m]
Is just a [B] memory and those [F#m] dreams
But as daft as [B] they seem
As daft as they[F#m] seem
My love when you d[A] ream them up...
Verse
Flicking through a little book of s[E] ex tips
Remember when the boys were all el[C#m] ectric?
Now when she's told she's gonna [F#m] get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just f[B] orget it
Clinging to not getting senti[E] mental
Said she wasn't going but she [C#m] went still
Likes her gentlemen not to be g[F#m] entle
Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting [B] pencil?
Chorus
Oh the boy's a [F#m] slag
The best you ever [B] had
The best you ever [F#m] had
Is just a m[B] emory and those d[F#m] reams
But as daft as they [B] seem
As daft as they [F#m] seem
My love when you [B] dream them up
Oh [G#m] Flo, where did you[C#m] go?
Where did you [F#m] go?
Where did you [G#m] go? W[F#m] oah.
Instrumental
[E] [C#m] [F#m] [B]
Chorus
[E] Falling abo[C#m] ut
You [F#m] took a left off Last Laugh [B] Lane
You were just [E] sounding it ou[C#m] t
[F#m] You're not coming back aga[B] in.
[E] Falling abo[C#m] ut
You [F#m] took a left off Last Laugh [B] Lane
You were just [E] sounding it ou[C#m] t
[F#m] You're not coming back ag[B] ain.
Outro
You used to get it in your [E] fishnets
Now you only get it in your [C#m] night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for [F#m] niceness
Landed in a very common [B] crisis
Everything's in order in a [E] black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the [C#m] past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in [F#m] Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a [B] rascal? [C#m]
