[E] ...It's a [G#m/D#] God-awful small affair
[G#dim/D] ...To the [C#] girl with the mousy [F#m] hair
But her [A/E] mummy is yelling [B7] no
And her daddy has told her to [E] go
But her [G#m/D#] friend is nowhere to be seen
[G#dim/D] Now she [C#] walks through her sunken [F#m] dream
To the [A/E] seat with the clearest [B7] view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
[Bm/D] But the [B/D#] film is a saddening bore
[Em] ..For she's [F] lived it ten times or more
[C] ...She could [G#] spit in the eyes of fools
[Am] As they [Bb] ask her to focus on
[A] Sailors [D] fighting in the dance hall
[F#m7] Oh man, [C#/F] look at those cavemen [E] go
[Em] It's the freakiest [Bm] show
[Dm] Take a look at the [A] lawman
[D] Beating up the wrong guy
[F#m7b5] Oh man, [C#/F#] wonder if he'll ever know [E]
[Em] He's in the best [Bm] selling show
[Dm] Is there life on [F#m] Mars?
[C#/F] [A/E] [D#] [E] [C#/F] [F#m] [C#dim] [G#m] [A] [Am] [E]
It's on A[G#m/D#] merica's tortured brow
[G#dim/D] ...That Mickey [C#] Mouse has grown up a [F#m] cow
[A/E] ...Now the [B7] workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again [E]
See the [G#m/D#] mice in their million hordes
[G#dim/D] ...From I[C#] biza to the Norfolk [F#m] Broads
Rule Bri[A/E] tannia is out of [B7] bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns
[Bm/D] But the [B/D#] film is a saddening bore
[Em] ...'Cause I [F] wrote it ten times or [C] more
It's a[G#] bout to be writ a[Am] gain
As I [Bb] ask you to focus [A] on
[A] Sailors [D] fighting in the dance hall
[F#m7] Oh man, [C#/F] look at those cavemen [E] go
[Em] It's the freakiest [Bm] show
[Dm] Take a look at the [A] lawman
[D] Beating up the wrong guy
[F#m7b5] Oh man, [C#/F#] wonder if he'll ever know [E]
[Em] He's in the best [Bm] selling show
[Dm] Is there life on [F#m] Mars?
