Verse 1:
"[Cmaj7] Seven days" was all she wrote
A [Eb] kind of ulti[Bb] matum note
She [G] gave to me, she [F] gave to me[Fadd9]
[Cmaj7] When I thought the field had cleared
It [Eb] seems another [Bb] suit appeared
To [G] challenge me, [Eadd9] woe is me
[Cmaj7] Though I hate to make a choice
My op[Eb] tions are dec[Bb] reasing mostly [G] rapidly
[F] Well, we'll see[Fadd9]
[Cmaj7] I don't think she'd bluff this time
I [Eb] really have to [Bb] make her mine
It's [G] plain to see
It's [E] him or me[E7]
Chorus:
[Fmaj7] Monday, [F#m7b5] I could wait till [G] Tuesday
If [E7/G#] I make up my [Am] mind
[Fmaj7] Wednesday would be [G] fine, [E7/G#] Thursday's on my [Am] mind
[C7/Bb] Friday give me [Am] time, [C7/Bb] Saturday could [Am] wait
But [Fm] Sunday'd be too [Cmaj7] late
Verse 2:
[Cmaj7] The fact he's over six feet ten
Might [Eb] instill fear in [Bb] other men
But [G] not in me, The [F] Mighty [Fadd9] Flea (flee?)
[Cmaj7] Ask if I am mouse or man
The [Eb] mirror squeaked, [Bb] away I ran
He'll [G] murder me in [Eadd9] time for his tea
[Cmaj7] Does it bother me at all
My [Eb] rival is [Bb] Neanderthal, it [G] makes me think
Per[F] haps I need a drink[Fadd9]
[Cmaj7] IQ is no problem here
We [Eb] won't be playing [Bb] scrabble for her hand I [G] fear
I [E] need that beer[E7]
Chorus:
[Fmaj7] Monday, [F#m7b5] I could wait till [G] Tuesday
If [E7/G#] I make up my [Am] mind
[Fmaj7] Wednesday would be [G] fine, [E7/G#] Thursday's on my [Am] mind
[C7/Bb] Friday give me [Am] time, [C7/Bb] Saturday could [Am] wait
But [Fm] Sunday'd be too [Cmaj7] late
(Bridge)
[Bb] Seven days will [Cmaj7] quickly go
[Bb] The fact remains, I [Cmaj7] love her so
[Bb] Seven days, [F] so many ways
[Bb] But I can't run [Cmaj7] away
Chorus:
[Fmaj7] Monday, [F#m7b5] I could wait till [G] Tuesday
If [E7/G#] I make up my [Am] mind
[Fmaj7] Wednesday would be [G] fine, [E7/G#] Thursday's on my [Am] mind
[C7/Bb] Friday give me [Am] time, [C7/Bb] Saturday could [Am] wait
But [Fm] Sunday'd be too [Cmaj7] late
Outro:
Do I [Cmaj7] have to tell a story
Of a [Bb] thousand rainy days since we [Cmaj7] first [Bm] met
It's a [Cmaj7] big enough umbrella
But it's [Bb] always me that [Cmaj7] ends up getting [Bb] wet[C]
