Let me [G] tell you about my buddy, he's 3,000 years old,
He's wrapped in bandages and covered in mold and de[C] bris
My undead mummy and [G] me. Mm-mm...
If a [G] bully ever tries to poke me in the eye,
I'll introduce him to my decomposing guy, and he'll [C] flee,
From my undead mummy and [G] me.
All the [D] kids at school are gonna [Em] have a conniption,
When [A7] they get a load of my [C] funky Egyptian M[D] C...
My [Cm] undead mummy and [G] me, Yeah... [Cm] Undead mummy and [G] me!
