Capo 2
[Em] Boy #1 made a picnic for two [G] Saw he was nervous, I thought it was cute
Un [Am] til I found out that his mom made the food [Bm] ...(It was good though)
[Em] Boy #2 had a beautiful face [G] Highly agreed to go back to his place
His [Am] wife really had some impeccable taste ( [Bm] She was sweet though)
I’ve been on [C] this ride this rollercoaster’s a [D] carousel And I’m [B7] getting nowhere
[Em] Boys around the world [G] I want to believe that
[Am] When you chase a girl It’s [Bm] not just hunting season
[Em] I can see the future, [G] say it like you mean it
I’ve got a [Am] beach house in Malibu and I’m [Bm] probably gonna hurt your [Em] feelings
I’m [G] probably gonna hurt your [Am] feelings I’m [B7] probably gonna hurt you
[Em] Boy #12 had a look in his eye [G] Brought up his ex and he started to cry
[Am] Told me he loved me the very first night [Bm] (Oh no)
[Em] Who knows what [G] I’m in for with [Am] boy # I can’t keep count anymore [B7]
I’ve been on [C] this ride this rollercoaster’s a [D] carousel And I’m [B7] getting nowhere
[Em] Boys around the world [G] I want to believe that
[Am] When you chase a girl It’s [Bm] not just hunting season
[Em] I can see the future, [G] say it like you mean it
I’ve got a [Am] beach house in Malibu and I’m [Bm] probably gonna hurt your [Em] feelings
I’m [G] probably gonna hurt
I’ve got a [Am] weekend in paradise and I’m [B7] probably gonna never [Em] call you
I’m [G] probably gonna hurt you
I got [Am] big plans to take care of you, I just [B7] need to borrow ten thousand[Em] dollars
I’m [G] probably gonna hurt you
I’ve got a [Am] lake house in Canada and I’m [B7] probably gonna harvest your [Em] organs
I’m [G] probably gonna hurt you
I’ve got a [Am] beach house in Malibu And I’m [B7] probably gonna hurt your feelings
[Em] Boys around the world [G] I want to believe that
[Am] When you chase a girl It’s [Bm] not just hunting season
[Em] I can see the future, [G] say it like you mean it
I’ve got a [Am] beach house in Malibu and I’m [Bm] probably gonna hurt your [Em] feelings
