I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here)
Điệu: Unkown
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Sáng tác:
[D] Santa is a furry freak With [Bm] epic superpowers
He [D] flies to every human home In [Bm] under fourteen hours
[E7] He's a master [A7] burglar A [E7] pro at pickin' [A7] locks
If you [E7] don't leave milk and [A7] cookies out [Gm] He will put dung [A7] in your socks
If [D] you act nicely through the night and [Bm] don't jump on your bed
[D] Santa comes with sugar plums and [Bm] hurls them at your head
But [E7] if you're on his [A7] naughty list He [E7] shoots missiles at your [A7] toes
He [E7] might just roast your [A7] chestnuts With his [Gm] powerful flame [A] thrower
[Bm] Rein, rein, rein, rein, [F#m] rein! [G] Deer, deer, deer, deer, [D] deer!
[Bm] I don't know what [F#7] Christmas is But [G] Christmas [A] time is [D] here!
[D] He's compelled his creepy elves To [Bm] do his every wish
One [D] sought to be a dentist now he's [Bm] sleeping with the fish
[E7] Mrs. Claus, she [A7] works the pole [E7] Plans her man's de [A7] mise
[E7] Soon the elves will [A7] all rise up And [Gm] stab out Santa's [A] eyes!
[Bm] Ho, ho, ho, ho, [F#m] ho! [G] Earthlings are so [D] weird!
[Bm] I don't know what [F#7] Christmas is But [G] Christmas [A] time is [D] here!
[Bm] Ho, ho, ho, ho, [F#m] ho! [G] Earthlings are so [D] weird!
[Bm] I don't know what [F#7] Christmas is But [G] Christmas [A] time is [D] here!
[Bm] What the heck's a [F#m] turtle dove And [G] who lit up that [D] deer?
[Bm] I don't know what [F#7] Christmas is But [G] Christmas [A] time is [D] here!
[Bm] I don't know what [F#7] Christmas is But [G] Christmas [A] time is [D] here!
Or maybe it's [D] there Or it's somewhere I don't know
