[C] I was supposed to be [D] sent away, but [Bm] they forgot to come and [Em] get me
[C] I was a functioning [D] alcoholic till nobody [G] noticed my new aes[Em] thetic
[C] All of this to [D] say, I hope you're o[Bm] kay, but you're the [Em] reason
[C] And no one [D] here's to blame, but [G] what about your quiet [Em] treason?
And for a [C] fortnight there, we [D] were forever
Run into you [Bm] sometimes, ask a[Em] bout the weather
Now you're in my [C] backyard, turned in[D] to good neighbors
Your wife waters [G] flowers I wanna [Em] kill her
[C] All my mornings are [D] Mondays stuck in an [Bm] endless Febru[Em] ary
[C] I took the miracle [D] move-on drug, the ef[G] fects were tempo[Em] rary
And I [C] love you, it's [D] ruining my life I [Bm] love you, it's [Em] ruining my life
I [C] touched you for [D] only a fortnight I [G] touched you But I [Em] touched you
And for a [C] fortnight there, we [D] were forever
Run into you [Bm] sometimes, ask a[Em] bout the weather
Now you're in my [C] backyard, turned in[D] to good neighbors
Your wife waters [G] flowers I wanna [Em] kill her
And for a [C] fortnight there, we [D] were together
Run into you [Bm] sometimes, com[Em] ment on my sweater
Now you're at the [C] mailbox, turned in[D] to good neighbors
My husband is [G] cheating I wanna [Em] kill him
I [C] love you, it's [D] ruining my life I [Bm] love you, it's [Em] ruining my life
I [C] touched you for only a [D] fortnight I [G] touched you I [Em] touched you
I [C] love you, it's [D] ruining my life I [Bm] love you, it's [Em] ruining my life
I [C] touched you for only a [D] fortnight I [G] touched you I [Em] touched you
Thought of [C] calling ya, but you [D] won't pick up
Another [Bm] fortnight lost in A[Em] merica
Move to [C] Florida, buy the [D] car you want
But it [G] won't start up till you [Em] touch, touch, touch me
Thought of [C] calling ya, but you [D] won't pick up
Another [Bm] fortnight lost in A[Em] merica
Move to [C] Florida, buy the [D] car you want
But it [G] won't start up till you [Em] touch, touch, touch me
