[Am] Guess who's back, [Dm] back again?
[E7#9] Shady's back, [Am] tell a friend
[Am] Guess who's back, [Dm] back again?
[E7#9] Shady's back, [Am] tell a friend
[Am] Guess who's back, [Dm] back again?
[E7#9] Shady's back, [Am] tell a friend
[Am] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
[Dm] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
[E7#9] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
[Am] Guess who's back? (Haha)
Da-da-da, [Am] da, da, da, [Dm] da, da, da
Da-da-da, [E7#9] da, da, da, da
Well, [Am] look what the stork brung (What?)
Little baby [Dm] devil with the forked tongue
And it's stickin' out, [E7#9] yeah, like a sore thumb (Bleh)
With a forehead [Am] that it grew horns from (Look)
Still a white jerk (It's him!), [Am] pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cy[Dm] pher
With the Vics, Percs [Dm] and a Bud Light shirt
[E7#9] Lyrical technician (Yeah), an electrician (Yeah)
[Am] Y'all light work (Haha)
And I don't gotta [Am] play pretend, it's you I make believe (What?)
[Dm] And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (Why?)
[E7#9] If I was to ever take a leave (What?)
[Am] It would be aspirin' to break a feve' (Yeah)
[Am] If I was to ask for Megan Thee (What?)
[Dm] Stallion if she would collab with me
[E7#9] Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Haha)
I don't [E7] know, but I'm glad to be back like
Ab[Am] ra-abraca[Dm] dabra (And for my last trick)
[E7#9] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, [Am] bruh (Like)
Ab[Am] ra-abraca[Dm] dabra (And for my last trick, poof)
[E7#9] Just like that and I'm back, [Am] bro
Now, [Am] back in the days of old me (When?)
Right around the [Dm] time I became a dope fiend (Oh)
Ate some code[E7#9] ine as a way of coping (Mm)
Taste of o[Am] piates, case of O.E.
Turned me in[Am] to smiley face emoji (Woo)
My shit may [Dm] not be age-appropriate
But I [E7#9] will hit an eight-year-old in the face [Am] with a participation trophy
'Cause I have [Am] zero doubts
That this whole [Dm] world's 'bout
To turn into some [E7#9] girl scouts
That censorship [Am] bureau's out to (Shut me down)
So when [Am] I started this verse
It did start off [Dm] lighthearted at first (Hmm)
But it feels like [E7#9] I'm targeted
Mind-bogglin' how [Am] my profit has skyrocketed
Look [Am] what I pocketed
Yeah, the shit is just [Dm] like y'all had been light joggin', and
I've [E7#9] been runnin' at full speed
And that's why [Am] I'm ahead like my noggin', and
I'm the [Am] fight y'all get in
When you debate who the [Dm] best, but opps, I'm white chalkin' when
I [E7#9] step up to that mic, cock it then
"Oh my [E7] God, it's him! Not again!"
Ab[Am] ra-abraca[Dm] dabra (And for my last trick)
[E7#9] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, [Am] bruh (Like)
Ab[Am] ra-abraca[Dm] dabra (And for my last trick, poof)
[E7#9] Just like that and I'm back, [Am] bro
Ab[Am] ra-abraca[Dm] dabra (And for my last trick)
[E7#9] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, [Am] bruh (Like)
Ab[Am] ra-abraca[Dm] dabra (And for my last trick, poof)
[E7#9] Just like that and I'm back, [Am] bro
[Am] Sometimes, I wonder what the [Dm] old me'd say (If what?)
[E7#9] If he could see the way shit [Am] is today (Look at this shit, man)
[Am] He'd probably say that every[Dm] thing is gay (Like happy)
[E7#9] What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady)
So how many [Am] little kids still wanna act like me? (Haha)
[Dm] I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (Yeah)
And [E7#9] that's why these (What?)
Words sting just like [Am] you were being attacked by bees (Bzz)
In the [Am] coupe, leaning back my seat (What?)
Bumpin' R. [Dm] Kelly's favorite group (Uh), the black guy (Guy) pees (Pees, haha)
[E7#9] In my Air Max 90s
White [Am] Ts, walkin' parental advisory
[Am] My transgender cat's Siamese (Why?)
Id[Dm] entifies as black, but acts Chinese (Haha)
[E7#9] Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (What?)
The [Am] whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (Yeah)
How [Am] can I explain to you (What?)
That even my[Dm] self I'm a danger too? (Yeah)
I hop on tracks [E7#9] like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you
But fuck that, if I [Am] think that sh!t, I'ma say that sh!t
[Dm] Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it
Go a[E7#9] head, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick
You [Am] male cross dresser (Haha), fake-*ss b!tch
[Am] And I'll probably get shit for that (Watch)
But [Dm] you can all s*ck my d*ck, in fact
Fuck [E7#9] them, f^ck Dre, fuck Jimmy, f^ck me, f^ck [Am] you
F^ck my own kids, they're [Am] brats (F^ck 'em)
[Am] They can screw off (Yeah), them and you all (Uh)
[Dm] You too, Paul, got two balls
[E7#9] Big as RuPaul's (Woah)
What you thought you [Am] saw ain't what you saw (Nah)
'Cause you're never gon' [Am] see me
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnap[Dm] pin' never did happen
Like Sherri Pa[E7#9] pini, Harry Houdini
I vanish in[E7] to the thin air as I'm leavin' like
Ab[Am] ra-abraca[Dm] dabra (And for my last trick)
[E7#9] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, [Am] bruh (Like)
Ab[Am] ra-abraca[Dm] dabra (And for my last trick, poof)
[E7#9] Just like that and I'm back, [Am] bro
