[G] Guess I'll end this life [Em] alone
[C] I am not dramatic, these are [G] just the thoughts that [D] pass right through me
[G] All the [G/F#] douchebags in my [Em] phone
[C] Play 'em like a slot machine
[G] If they're winnin', [D] I'm just [B7] losin'
A boy who's [Em] jacked and kind
[C] Can't find his [Cm] ass to save my life
Oh, [G] it's slim [Em] pickings
If I can't [Am] have the one I love
I guess it's [Bm] you that I'll be [C] kissing
[G] Just to get my [F] fixings
Since the [C] good ones are deceased or taken
[D] I'll just keep on moanin' and [G] b!tchin'
[Em] [C] Ah-ah-ah-ah
[G] [D] Ah-ah-ah-ah
[G] Jesus, what's a girl to [Em] do?
[C] This boy doesn't even know the [G] difference between [D] "their," "there" and "they [G] are"
Yet he's naked in my [Em] room
[C] Missing all the things he's missing
[G] God knows that he [D] isn't living [B7] large
A boy who's [Em] nice, that breathes
[C] I swear he's [Cm] nowhere to be seen
[G] It's slim [Em] pickings
If I can't [Am] have the one I love
I guess it's [Bm] you that I'll be [C] kissing
[G] Just to get my [F] fixings
Since the [C] good ones are deceased or taken
[D] I'll just keep on moanin' and [G] [Em] b!tchin'
Moanin' and [C] [G] b!tchin' [D]
[G] [F] [C] [Cm]
Since the good ones call their exes wasted
And since the [C] Lord forgot my gay [Cm] awakening
Then [C] I'll just be here in the kitchen
[D] Serving up some moanin' and [G] b!tchin'
