[A] Don't swear on your mom
That it's the [Em] first drink that you've had in, like, a month
No, [D] don't say it was just an isolated incident that happened once
There's [A] no need to pretend
I've never [Em] seen an ugly truth that I can't bend
Into something that looks [D] better, I'm stupid, but I'm clever
Yeah, I can make a [Dm] shit show look a whole lot like forever and ever
[A] You don't have to [Em] lie to girls
If they [D] like you, they'll just lie to themselves
[Dm] Like you, they'll just lie to themselves
[A] You don't have to [Em] lie to girls
If they [D] like you, they'll just lie to themselves
[Dm] Don't I know it better than anyone [A] else?
All of your best [A] excuses, no, they don't stand a chance
Against all the chances I [Em] give you
Isn't ideal, but damn
You don't even have to [D] try, turn you into a good guy
You don't have to lift a finger
It's lucky for you I'm just like
My [A] mother (And my sisters)
All my (All my friends)
The [Em] girl out ('Side the strip club)
Getting her tarot cards read
We [D] love to read the cold, hard facts
And swear they're incorrect
We [Dm] love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest
[A] You don't have to [Em] lie to girls
If they [D] like you, they'll just lie to themselves
[Dm] Like you, they'll just lie to themselves
[A] You don't have to [Em] lie to girls (Don't have)
If they [D] like you, they'll just lie to themselves
[Dm] Don't I know it better than anyone else?
[Bm] Girls will cry, and girls will lie
And [C#] girls will do it 'til they die
And for [D] you, they'll cry
And girls will lie
And [E] do it 'til the day they die (For you)
[F#m] Girls will cry, and girls will lie (Ooh,ooh)
And [D] girls will lose their goddamn minds (Oh)
For [Bm] you, they'll cry
And [E] girls will lie
And do it 'til the day they die
For [A] you [Em] [D]
[A] [Em] [D] [Dm] [A]
