[D] If you were a wise man, [Bm] baby, you would drop
[Em] Every other ho, ho, ho and [A] put me on top
[D] Up there on your tree, better [Bm] treat me like a star
[Em] Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough, [A] spend it on my heart
F*ck the [G] jet, send the [Gm] sleigh
It's a [F#m] packed holiday, and I got [A] options, babe (Aah)
If [D] you don't wanna [Bm] buy me presents, [Em] drink me like a warm glass of [A] milk
If [D] you're not gonna [Bm] race here from the [Em] North Pole to Beverly [A] Hills
Just to [F#m] keep my stocking [Em] filled
Well, [A] I know somebody who [D] will
(Somebody who [Bm] will, uh-huh, somebody who [Em] will, somеbody who [A] will)
(Buy me presents, baby)
[D] Hе's a little bit older (Like super [Bm] old)
Got a bit of a dad bod [Em]
From a city that's colder (Brr) [A]
But damn' it, he's so hot [D]
He knows when I'm sleepin' (Sleepin')
[Bm] And he knows when I'm no-ot
[Em] Haven't like seen him in a while
He's probably just busy at his workshop
F*ck the [G] jet (Fuck the jet), send the [Gm] sleigh (Send the sleigh)
It's a [F#m] packed holiday, and I got [A] options, babe (No, ooh)
If [D] you don't wanna [Bm] buy me presents, [Em] drink me like a warm glass of [A] milk (Ooh)
If [D] you're not gonna (Not gonna) [Bm] race here from the [Em] North Pole to Beverly [A] Hills (Beverly Hills)
Just to [F#m] keep my stocking [Em] filled (So filled)
Well, [A] I know somebody who [D] will (Somebody who wiil)
(Somebody who [Bm] will, somebody who [Em] will, somebody who [A] will)
(Buy me presents, baby)
[F] [Dm] [Gm] [C] [F] [Dm] [Gm] [A]
If [D] you don't wanna [Bm] buy me presents, [Em] drink me like a warm glass of [A] milk (Drink me like a warm glass of milk)
If [D] you're not gonna (Ooh) [Bm] race here from the [Em] North Pole to Beverly [A] Hills
Just to [F#m] keep my stocking [Em] filled (Ooh, ooh)
Oh, I know somebody who will
