[Em] I'm so mature, collected, and sensible
[Em] Except when I get hit with rejection
[Em] To turn me down, well, that's just unethical
[Em] I'll turn into someone you're scared to know
But if you [C] need my [D] love
My clothes are [G] off, I'm coming over to your [Em] place
And if you don't [C] need my [D] love
Well, I didn't [G] want your little bitch-ass any[Em] way
Yeah, I'm a [C] busy woman
I [D] wouldn't let you come into my [G] calendar any [Em] night
But if you [C] want my kisses, I'll [D] be your perfect missus
'Til the [G] day that one of us [Em] dies
[Em] Oh, hey
[Em] So much to shave and lipstick to reapply
[Em] Maybe for you, though, I could accommodate
[Em] I'm flexible, so just tell me what you like
[Em] Tantric yoga, baby, namaste
[Em] If you don't want me, I'll just deem you gay
But if you [C] need my [D] love
My clothes are [G] off, I'm coming over to your [Em] place
And if you don't [C] need my [D] love
Well, I didn't [G] want your little bitch-ass any[Em] way
Yeah, I'm a [C] busy woman
I [D] wouldn't let you come into my [G] calendar any [Em] night
But if you [C] want my kisses, I'll [D] be your perfect missus
'Til the [G] day that one of us [Em] dies
[C] Busy woman, [D] all the time
[G] Busy woman [Em] for the rest of my life
[C] My openings [D] are super tight
[G] Busy woman, [Em] unless you call at [C] night [D]
[G] Ri[Em] ght, [C] ooh[D] -[G] ooh-[Em] ooh-ooh
But if you [C] need my [D] love
My clothes are [G] off, I'm coming over to your [Em] place
And if you don't [C] need my [D] love
Well, I didn't [G] want your little bitch-ass any[Em] way
Yeah, I'm a [C] busy woman
I [D] wouldn't let you come into my [G] calendar any [Em] night
But if you [C] want my kisses, I'll [D] be your perfect missus
'Til the [G] day that one of us [Em] dies
