[Em] I hope you hang yourself with your H&M [Cmaj7] scarf
While j*rking off listening to [Am] mozart
You b!tch and moan about LA
[B7] Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
[Em] You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
[Cmaj7] You’re so indie rock it’s almost an [Am] art
You need SPF [B7] 45 just to stay alive
[Em] You’re so gay and you don’t even [Cmaj7] like boys
No you don’t even like
[Am] No you don’t even like
No you don’t even [B7] like boys
[Em] You’re so gay and you don’t even like [Cmaj7] boys
No you don’t even like
[Am] No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
[Em] You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
[Cmaj7] You’re so skinny you
should really Super Size the deal
[Am] Secretly you’re so amused
That [B7] nobody understands you
[Em] I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
[Cmaj7] I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
[Am] I can’t believe I fell in love [B7] with someone that wears more make up than
[Em] You’re so gay and you don’t even [Cmaj7] like boys
No you don’t even like
[Am] No you don’t even like
No you don’t even [B7] like boys
[Em] You’re so gay and you don’t even like [Cmaj7] boys
No you don’t even like
[Am] No you don’t even like
No you don’t even [B7] like [Cmaj7] [C#m7]
Ur so [B7] gay ur so gay
[Em7] You walk around like you’re oh so debonair
[Cmaj7] You pull em' down and there’s really nothing there
[Am] I wish you would [B7/D#] just be real with me
[Em] You’re so gay and you don’t even [Cmaj7] like boys
No you don’t even like
[Am] No you don’t even like
No you don’t even [B7] like boys
[Em] You’re so gay and you don’t even like [Cmaj7] boys
No you don’t even like
[Am] No you don’t even like
No you don’t even [B7] like p*nis!
