[A] I spent months gazing at him
Sitting cross the hall
[F#m] His dark hair, his glasses
Perfect overall
[Bm] He looked so serious
[Dm] He was mysterious
[A] One Tuesday he caught me sneaking in a stare
[F#m] He shot me a smile
I nearly tumbled out my chair
[Bm] He said "Who are you? My name is James"
[Dm] And that's when I fell into the flames
[A] Turns out he's a fool
[Bm] That James
[Dm] Oh, [A] James
[A] Oh, how I wasted, [Bm] my days
[Dm] Oh, dreaming, dreaming of [A] James
[A] He said "Do you like museums?"
"They're open late tonight"
[F#m] How about we go together
Just you and I
[Bm] And maybe we can have a drink or two
[Dm] I'd like to learn about you
[A] But James just thought
It was alright
[F#m] To go ahead and talk
About himself all night
[Bm] Then he really felt he had to say
[Dm] That he'd be a millionaire one day
[A] Turns out he's a fool
[Bm] That James
[Dm] Oh, [A] James
[A] Oh, how I wasted, [Bm] my days
[Dm] Oh, dreaming, dreaming of [A] James
[Bm] My eyes rolled to the back of my head
[C] It seemed like the night would never end
[Bm] At one point I just stopped listening
[C] His voice just became too sickening