[D] Anyone can be [Em] Santa why [D] can't a lady like [Em] me?
I ad [Am] mit I'm under [D] fed but with a [G] pillow from the [Em] bed
[Am] I could be [D] Santa [E7] Claus
Oh, [D] anyone can play [Em] Santa I've [D] fantasized it a [Em] lot
With his [Am] hat upon my [D] head And his [G] suit of Christmas [Em] red
[Am] I could be [D] Santa [G] Claus
And with his " [Em7] ho ho [A7] ho"
I'd be [D] going [Bm7] down the [Em7] chimneys [A7] with his [D] sack
And al [Bm7] though my [E7] curls may be [A] showing
I'll make [Em] sure they only see me from the [D] back
Yes, [D] anyone can be [Em] Santa A [D] tantalizing re [Em] mark
Though his [Am] boots are not my [D] size with a [G] twinkle in my [Em] eyes
[Am] I could be [D] Santa [G] Claus
With his [Am] reindeer and his [D] sleigh I'd be [G] up, up and a [Em] way
Yes, [Am] I could be [D] Santa [G] I could be [Bm] Santa [Em] I could be [Am] San [D] ta [G] Claus
