D A E 2x
Well you should [D] s ee [A] Polyth ene [E] Pa m
She's so [D] good-loo king but she [A] lo oks like a [E] ma n
Well you should see [G] h er in drag dressed in her [B7] pol ythene bag
Yes you [C] should see [D] Polythe ne [E] Pam.
[C] Ye ah [D] ye ah [E] ye ah
D A E 2x
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's jacked to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World"
Yes you could say she was attractively built
Yeah yeah yeah
D A E 2x
* or B