🎶 Rap God

[F#]Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
[F#]But I'm only going to get this one chance
[F#]Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
[F#]Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
[F#]If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, and if he is as bananas as you say,
I'm not taking any chances
[F#]You were just what the doctor ordered

(HOOK)
[F#]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[F#]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[F#]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
[F#]They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot

[F#]But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
[F#]I got a laptop in my back pocket
[F#]My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
[F#]Got a fat knot from that rap profit
[F#]Made a living and a killing off it
[F#]Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
[F#]With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
[F#]I'm an MC still as honest
[F#]But as rude and as indecent as all hell
[F#]Syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
[F#]This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip-hop
[F#]You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap
[F#]Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap crap, yep, yep, yackity-yak
[F#]Now at the exact same time
[F#]I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
[F#]I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
[F#]Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
[F#]Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
[F#]How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
[F#]Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a maxipad
[F#]It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
[F#]While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as

(HOOK)
[F#]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[F#]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[F#]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
[F#]Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

[F#]Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
[F#]Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
[F#]Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
[F#]Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
[F#]MC's get taken to school with this music
[F#]Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
[F#]Now I lead a new school full of students
[F#]Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
[F#]-W.A, Cube, Hey Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
[F#]Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
[F#]To meet Run DMC, induct them, into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
[F#]Roll Hall of Fame
[F#]Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
[F#]Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
[F#]On the wall of shame
[F#]You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
[F#]Off a plank, and tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
[F#]Little gay looking boy
[F#]So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
[F#]You witnessing a massacre
[F#]Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
[F#]Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
[F#]You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
[F#]And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
[F#]Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
[F#]I get a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
[F#]I'mma work for everything I have
[F#]Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
[F#]Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
[F#]To keeping up with the same pace looking boy

(HOOK)
[F#]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[F#]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[F#]The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
[F#]Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
[F#]Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
[F#]So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
[F#]Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
[F#]And I should not be woken
[F#]I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
[F#]But I got your mom deep throating
[F#]I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
[F#]I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
[F#]It's me, my honesty's brutal
[F#]But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
[F#]For good at least once in a while
[F#]So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
[F#]Enough rhymes to maybe try to help get some people through tough times
[F#]But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned
[F#]Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
[F#]I know there was a time where once I
[F#]Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
[F#]So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
[F#]Appeal with the skin color of mine
[F#]You get too big and here they come trying to censor you
[F#]Like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP1
[F#]Where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
[F#]Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
[F#]See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was
[F#]But I've morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
[F#]You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though
[F#]And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
[F#]You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows
[F#]You're like normal, fuck being normal
[F#]And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
[F#]To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
[F#]Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather’s pad
[F#]Singin' to a man while they played piano
[F#]Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
[F#]So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
[F#]''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you''
[F#]Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
[F#]Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
[F#]What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
[F#]Innovative and I'm made of rubber
[F#]So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
[F#]I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
[F#]How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
[F#]Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
[F#]For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
[F#]Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
[F#]I make elevating music, you make elevator music
[F#]Oh, he's too mainstream
[F#]Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
[F#]It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it
[F#]With rock, shock rap with Doc
[F#]Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
[F#]I don't know how to make songs like that
[F#]I don't know what words to use
[F#]Let me know when it occurs to you
[F#]While I’m ripping any one of these verses, that versus you
[F#]It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin' you
[F#]How many verses I gotta murder to prove
[F#]That if you were half as nice at songs, you can sacrifice virgins too (ughhh)
[F#]School flunkie, pill junky
[F#]But look at the accolades the skills brung me
[F#]Full of myself, but still hungry
[F#]I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
[F#]And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
[F#]But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you
[F#]I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat
[F#]Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky
[F#]But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
[F#]Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
[F#]They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
[F#]But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had
[F#]Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
[F#]And understand the discrimination
[F#]But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
[F#]But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
[F#]Don't mistake it for Satan
[F#]It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
[F#]And take a vacation to trip abroad
[F#]And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
[F#]Be a king? Think not - why be a king when you can be a God?⠀⠀