🎶 Dumb Ways To Die

Điệu:
_Verse: Blue
_Chorus: Disco
_Outro: Disco
Tone: C
[A#] [Em] [A#] [Em]
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Verse:
Set [A#]fire [Em]to your [A#]hair [Em]
Poke a [A#]stick at a [Em]grizzly [A#]bear [Em]
Eat [A#]medi[Em]cines that's [A#]out of [Em]date
Use your [A#]private [Em]parts as [A#]piranha [Em]bait

Chorus:
[A#]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Bb]die, [Cmaj9]so [Em]many dumb ways to [D7]die [Db][G7]
[A#]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Bb]die, [Cmaj9]so [Em]many dumb ways to [Db]die [A#]

Verse:
Get your [A#]toast out [Em]with a [A#]fork [Em]
Do your [A#]own [Em]electrical [A#]work [Em]
[A#]Teach [Em]yourself how to [A#]fly [Em]
Eat a [A#]two week [Em]old [A#]unrefrigerated [Em]pie

Chorus:
[A#]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Bb]die, [Cmaj9]so [Em]many dumb ways to [D7]die [Db][G7]
[A#]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Bb]die, [Cmaj9]so [Em]many dumb ways to [Db]die [A#]

Verse:
Invite a [A#]psycho-[Em]killer[A#] inside [Em]
Scratch a [A#]drug dealer's [Em]brand new [A#]ride [Em]
Take your[A#] helmet [Em]off in [A#]outer space [Em]
Use your [A#]clothes [Em]dryer as a [A#]hiding [Em]place

Chorus:
[A#]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Bb]die, [Cmaj9]so [Em]many dumb ways to [D7]die [Db][G7]
[A#]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Bb]die, [Cmaj9]so [Em]many dumb ways to [Db]die [A#]

Verse:
Keep a [A#]rattles[Em]nake as a [A#]pet [Em]
Sell [A#]both the kidneys [Em]on the [A#]internet [Em]
[A#]Eat a[Em] tube of [A#]super[Em]glue
"I wonder what's this red button [Em]do?"

Chorus:
[A#]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Bb]die, [Cmaj9]so [Em]many [D7]dumb ways to [Db]die [G7]
[A#]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Bb]die, [Cmaj9]so [Em]many dumb ways to [Db]die [A#]

Bridge:
[Bb]Dress up [Cmaj9]like a [Em]moose during [Db]hunting [Em]season [Db]
[Bb]Disturb a [Cmaj9]nest of [Em]wasps for no [Db]good [Em]reason
[Db]Stand on the edge of a [Bb]train station platform
[A#]Drive around the boom gates at a [Em]level crossing
[Db]Run across the tracks between the [Bb]platforms
[Em]They may not rhyme but they're [Db]quite possibly

Chorus:
[A#]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Bb]die,
[A#]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Bb]die
[A#]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Bb]die
[A#]Dumb [Em7]ways to [Bb]die, [Cmaj9]so [Em]many [Db]dumb ways to [A#]die ⠀⠀