🎶 Party favor

Hey, leave a message
[A#] Hey - call me back when you [Bb] get this
Or when you've got a [Em] minute
We really need [A#] to talk [Db]
[A#] Wait - you know what
Maybe just [Bb] forget it
'Cause by the time you [Em] get this
Your number might be [A#] blocked [Db]

[Bb] "Stay" and "bla bla [A#] bla"
You just [Em] want what you can't [A#] have [Db]
No [Bb] way
I'll call the [A#] cops
If you don't [Em] stop, I'll call your [A#] dad
And I [Em] hate to do this [Db] to you on your [A#] birthday
Happy [Bb] birthday by the [D] way
"It's not [Em] you, it's me" and [Db] all that other [A#] bullshit
You know that's [Bb] bullshit
Don'tcha', [D] babe?
[Em] I'm not your [Fbm] party favor [A#]

[A#] Look - now I know, we could've done it [Bb] better
But we can't change the [Em] weather
When the weather's come and [A#] gone [Db]
[A#] Books don't make sense if you read 'em [Bb] backwards
You'll single out the [Em] wrong words
Like you mishear all [A#] my songs [Db]

You hear [Bb] "stay" and "bla bla [A#] bla"
You just [Em] want what you can't [A#] have
No [Bb] way
I'll call the [A#] cops
If you don't [Em] stop, I'll call your [A#] dad [Db]
And I [Em] hate to do this [Db] to you on your [A#] birthday
Happy [Bb] birthday by the [D] way
"It's not [Em] you, it's me" and [Db] all that other [A#] bullshit
You know that's [Bb] bullshit
Don'tcha', [D] babe?
[Em] I'm not your [Fbm] party favor [A#]⠀⠀