🎶 Alphabet Boy

Verse 1
You're [Bb] always aiming paper airplanes at [Em] me when you're around
You [D#] build me up like building blocks just so [Bb] you can bring me down
[Bb] You can crush my candy cane but you'll [Em] never catch me cry
If you [Bb] dangle that diploma and I deck [Cb] you, don't be surprised

Pre-chorus
I know my [Bb] ABC's, yet you keep[A#] teaching me
I say, fuck [D#] your degree, [Cb] alphabet boy
You think you're [Bb] smarter than me with all your [A#] bad poetry
Fuck all your [D#] ABC's, [Cb] alphabet boy

Chorus
I'm not a little [Bb] kid now
Watch me get [Em] big now
Spell my name on the [Bb] fridge now
With all your alphabet [Cb] toys
You won the spelling [Bb] bee now
But are you smarter than [Em] me now?
You're the prince of the [Bb] playground
Little [Cb] alphabet boy

Verse 2
[Bb] Apples aren't an always appropriate [Em] apologies
[Bb] Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are [Cb] bittersweet to me
[Bb] You call me a child while you keep [Em] counting all your coins
But [Bb] you're not my daddy and I'm not your dolly
And [Cb] your dictionary's destroyed

Pre-chorus
I know my [Bb] ABC's, yet you keep [D#] teaching me
I say, fuck [Bb] your degree, [Cb] alphabet boy
You think you're [Eb] smarter than me with all your [D#] bad poetry
Fuck all your [Bb] ABC's, [Cb] alphabet boy

Chorus
I'm not a little [Bb] kid now
Watch me get [Em] big now
Spell my name on the [Bb] fridge now
With all your alphabet [Cb] toys
You won the spelling [Bb] bee now
But are you smarter than [Em] me now?
You're the prince of the [Bb] playground
Little [Cb] alphabet boy⠀⠀