🎶 Fluorescent adolescent

You used to get it in your fish[D]nets
Now you only get it in your n[C]ight dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for[Ab] niceness
Landed in a very common [G#]crisis
Everything's in order in a b[D]lack hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the [C]past though
The Bloody Mary's lacking her Ta[Ab]basco
Remember when you used to be a [G#]rascal?

Chorus
Oh the boy's a [Ab]slag
The best you ever had[G#]
The best you ever had[Ab]
Is just a [G#]memory and those [Ab]dreams
But as daft as [G#]they seem
As daft as they[Ab] seem
My love when you d[Bbm]ream them up...


Verse
Flicking through a little book of s[D]ex tips
Remember when the boys were all el[C]ectric?
Now when she's told she's gonna [Ab]get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just f[G#]orget it
Clinging to not getting senti[D]mental
Said she wasn't going but she [C]went still
Likes her gentlemen not to be g[Ab]entle
Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting [G#]pencil?

Chorus
Oh the boy's a [Ab]slag
The best you ever [G#]had
The best you ever [Ab]had
Is just a m[G#]emory and those d[Ab]reams
But as daft as they [G#]seem
As daft as they [Ab]seem
My love when you [G#]dream them up
Oh [Abm]Flo, where did you[C] go?
Where did you [Ab]go?
Where did you [Abm]go? W[Ab]oah.

Instrumental
[D] [C] [Ab] [G#]

Chorus
[D]Falling abo[C]ut
You [Ab]took a left off Last Laugh [G#]Lane
You were just [D]sounding it ou[C]t
[Ab]You're not coming back aga[G#]in.

[D]Falling abo[C]ut
You [Ab]took a left off Last Laugh [G#]Lane
You were just [D]sounding it ou[C]t
[Ab]You're not coming back ag[G#]ain.

Outro
You used to get it in your [D]fishnets
Now you only get it in your [C]night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for [Ab]niceness
Landed in a very common [G#]crisis
Everything's in order in a [D]black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the [C]past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in [Ab]Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a [G#]rascal? [C] ⠀⠀