🎶 On the open road

Do ya [D]need a break from modern livin'?
Do ya [D]long to shed your weary [Bbm]load?
If your [G#]nerves are raw and your brain
is fried, just grab a friend and take a ride
To [G#]gether upon the open [D]road
C'mon, Maxie! Ah-yuk!

All in [D]all, I'd rather have detention
All in [D]all, I'd rather eat a [Bbm]toad
And the [G#]old man drives like such a
klutz, that I'm about to hurl my guts
Di [G#]rectly upon the [D]road

There's [Bbm]nothin' can upset me
'Cause [Abm]now we're on our way
Our [Bbm]trusty map will guide us straight and [D]true

Rox [Bbm]anne, please don't forget me
I [Abm]will return [C]someday
Though [F]I may be in traction when I [G#]do

(Goofy & Max sing at the same time)
Me and [D]Max relaxin' like the old
days/This is [D]worse than dragon breath and acne
In a [D]buddy-buddy kind of [Bbm]
mode/I'm so [Bbm]mad I think I may explode
When I [G#]see that highway, I could cry
Ya [G#]know, that's funny, so could I
Just [G#]bein' out on the open [D]road

interlude [D] [Em] [D#m]
Howdy, [D#m]boys, is this the way to Nashville?
Watch it, [D#m]Mac! Or you'll be gettin' [E#m]towed
I'm [Em]in no hurry to arrive, 'cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five
The [Em]next time I sees the open [D#m]road

Just a [G#]week of rest and relaxation (Yeah!)
And the [G#]odd romantic epis [D]ode (Very odd!)
And it's [F]Californ-I-A or bust!
Look [F]out, you dirtbags, eat my dust
From [F]now on, I own the open [G#]road!

Just [Bbm]me and little Maxie, my [Abm]pip-squeak pioneer
They're [Bbm]partners forever westward [D]ho! Yeehaw!
Could [Bbm]someone call a taxi, and [Abm]get me outta here
To [F]Beverly Hills 9-0-2-1- [G#]0 [B#m]Oh!

Every [F]day another new adventure
Every [F]mile another [G#]new zip code
And the [B#m]years we had are gone for good
And [Cb]I'd go with them if I could
I've [B#m]got no strings on me
I'm [Cb]feelin' fancy-free
How [B#m]wonderful to be
On the open [F]road! [c] [F] [B#m] [F] [B#m] [F]⠀