🎶 My Goody Two-Shoes Brother

🎼 Sáng tác: Danny Jacob | 🎵 Nhạc Phim | 🎶 Điệu Ballad | 👁️ 129

I bear [A#]lots of animosity to bell hops,
They [Em]never bring my luggage up on [Eb]time.
And [Db]taxi drivers really tax my [A7]patience,
If they [Eb]vanished, would it really be a[Db] crime?

I don't like [A#]meter maids or underwater welders,
[Em]Health fanatic cooks, or camera [Eb]crews!
Not fond of [Db]monks or yoga teachers, or [A7]sports fans in the bleachers,
And I'm [Eb]not sure how I'm [Db]feeling about [A#]you!

There are [Bb]lots of horrid [E7]people on this [Bb]planet,
That [Eb]I would love to give a lashing [Db]to,
But my [A#]goody two-shoes brother, the [Em]favorite of my mother,
Is the [Eb]one I want to smother In a [Db]ton of pigeon [A#]goo!

Yes, my [A#]goody-two shoes brother, the [Bb]favorite of my mother,
He's the [Em]one I want to smother, thank you [A#]sir, I'll have a[A7]nother!
He's the [Eb]one I want to [Db]smother, in a [Eb]ton of [Db]pigeon [A#]goo!⠀