🎶 Ring Ding (A Scotsman's Story)

I [Cb]met a girl one [Db]Friday night in a [Bbm]bar in Glasgow [Cb]town
She [Cb]poured me up a [Db]whiskey and she [Bbm]told me to sit [Cb]down
We [Db]talked all through the [Cb]night until the [Db]sun began to [Bbm]rise
And I [Cb]knew my heart was [Db]hers when I [Bbm]looked into her [Cb]eyes
[Db]Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, [Cb]ring-di-diddly-eye-[Bbm]oh
Well I [Cb]knew my heart was [Db]hers when I [Bbm]looked into her [Cb]eyes

She [Cb]had some airs and [Db]graces from a [Bbm]high-class part of [Cb]town
And [Cb]talked about the [Db]places that she'd [Bbm]want to travel [Cb]'round
And [Db]I was scared to [Cb]ask if she would [Db]come along with [Bbm]me
'Cause I [Cb]knew that I'd be [Db]punching, she's a [Bbm]nine and I'm a [Cb]three
[Db]Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, [Cb]ring-di-diddly-eye-[Bbm]oh
Well I [Cb]knew that I'd be [Db]punching, she's a [Bbm]nine and I'm a [Cb]three

I [Cb]borrowed all the [Db]money that my [Bbm]dad was saving [Cb]by
She [Cb]told me that she [Db]wants to see the [Bbm]deserts in Du[Cb]bai
And [Db]then we went to [Cb]Barcelona, [Db]Paris, Venice, [Bbm]Rome
I was [Cb]happy with my [Db]true love, a million [Bbm]miles away from [Cb]home
[Db]Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, [Cb]ring-di-diddly-eye-[Bbm]oh
I was [Cb]happy with my [Db]true love, a million [Bbm]miles away from [Cb]home

The [Cb]savings dwindled [Db]quickly, but I [Bbm]didn't tell her [Cb]so
A [Cb]thousand other[Db] places where my [Bbm]girl wanted to [Cb]go
So [Db]I just played a[Cb]long 'til all my [Db]cashflow, it was [Bbm]gone
She [Cb]said, "I've got some [Db]money, you go h[Bbm]ome, I'll carry [Cb]on"
[Db]Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, [Cb]ring-di-diddly-eye-[Bbm]oh
She [Cb]said, "I've got some [Db]money, you go h[Bbm]ome, I'll carry [Cb]on"

So [Cb]now I'm back in [Db]Glasgow thinking [Bbm]of what could have [Cb]been
Keep [Cb]checking on her [Db]pictures, see the [Bbm]places I should have [Cb]seen
So [Db]I think there's a [Cb]lesson that you [Db]need to learn from [Bbm]me
[Cb]Don't act bigger [Db]than you are, [Cb]take a girl from a [Db]random bar
A[Cb]round the world, [Db]stray too far, w[Bbm]ithout a credit [Cb]card
[Db]Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, [Cb]ring-di-diddly-eye-[Bbm]oh
A[Cb]round the world, [Db]stray too far, w[Bbm]ithout a credit [Cb]card
[Db]Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, [Cb]ring-di-diddly-eye-[Bbm]oh
A[Cb]round the world, [Db]stray too far, w[Bbm]ithout a credit [Cb]card⠀