🎶 A Nonsense Christmas

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Tone [Em]


Think I only [C]want you under my mistle [B7]toe
I might change your [Em]contact to has a huge North [G]Pole
You said you like my [C]stockings better on the [B7]floor
Boy I been a [Em]bad girl I guess I’m getting [G]coal

Lemme come [C]warm you up You been out [B7]in the snow
Baby my [Em]tongue goes numb Sounds like [G]ho ho ho
I don’t want [C]Santa’s elves Underneath [B7]this ol' tree
Here’s a lil [Em]carol I wrote It’s about [G]you and me

You’re my [C]wishlist [B7]Lookin at you got me thinkin’ [Em]Christmas
[G]Snowflakes in my stomach when we’re [C]kissin’
[B7]When you’re comin’ down the chimney [Em]ooh
It feels so [G]good I need that Charles [C]Dickens
[B7]You be santa clause and I’ll be [Em]Mrs.
[G]Take you for a ride I’ll be your [C]vixen
[B7]I don’t even know I’m talking [Em]Christmas I’m talking [G]I’m talking

I’m talking [C]decking all the halls I’m talking [B7]spiking eggnog
I’m talking [Em]opposite of small I’m talking [G]big snow balls
You got a new [C]toy for me I’m out here [B7]trimming tree
I caught that [Em]holiday glee my true love [G]gave it to me

Lemme come [C]warm you up You been out [B7]in the snow
Baby my [Em]tongue goes numb Sounds like [G]ho ho ho
I don’t want [C]Santa’s elves Underneath [B7]this ol' tree
Here’s a lil [Em]carol I wrote It’s about [G]you and me

You’re my [C]wishlist [B7]Lookin at you got me thinkin’ [Em]Christmas
[G]Snowflakes in my stomach when we’re [C]kissin’
[B7]When you’re comin’ down the chimney [Em]ooh
It feels so [G]good I need that Charles [C]Dickens
[B7]You be santa clause and I’ll be [Em]Mrs.
[G]Take you for a ride I’ll be your [C]vixen
[B7]I don’t even know I’m talking [Em]Christmas I’m talking [G]I’m talking

[C]...[B7]Look at all those presents that’s a [Em]big sack
[G]Boy that package way too big to gift [C]wrap
[C]Woke up this morning thought I’d write a [B7]Chrismassshhhh
[Em]How quickly can you build a snowman [G]think fast