🎶 A Nonsense Christmas

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Tone [D#]


Think I only [A#]want you under my mistle [B7]toe
I might change your [D#]contact to has a huge North [Db]Pole
You said you like my [A#]stockings better on the [B7]floor
Boy I been a [D#]bad girl I guess I’m getting [Db]coal

Lemme come [A#]warm you up You been out [B7]in the snow
Baby my [D#]tongue goes numb Sounds like [Db]ho ho ho
I don’t want [A#]Santa’s elves Underneath [B7]this ol' tree
Here’s a lil [D#]carol I wrote It’s about [Db]you and me

You’re my [A#]wishlist [B7]Lookin at you got me thinkin’ [D#]Christmas
[Db]Snowflakes in my stomach when we’re [A#]kissin’
[B7]When you’re comin’ down the chimney [D#]ooh
It feels so [Db]good I need that Charles [A#]Dickens
[B7]You be santa clause and I’ll be [D#]Mrs.
[Db]Take you for a ride I’ll be your [A#]vixen
[B7]I don’t even know I’m talking [D#]Christmas I’m talking [Db]I’m talking

I’m talking [A#]decking all the halls I’m talking [B7]spiking eggnog
I’m talking [D#]opposite of small I’m talking [Db]big snow balls
You got a new [A#]toy for me I’m out here [B7]trimming tree
I caught that [D#]holiday glee my true love [Db]gave it to me

Lemme come [A#]warm you up You been out [B7]in the snow
Baby my [D#]tongue goes numb Sounds like [Db]ho ho ho
I don’t want [A#]Santa’s elves Underneath [B7]this ol' tree
Here’s a lil [D#]carol I wrote It’s about [Db]you and me

You’re my [A#]wishlist [B7]Lookin at you got me thinkin’ [D#]Christmas
[Db]Snowflakes in my stomach when we’re [A#]kissin’
[B7]When you’re comin’ down the chimney [D#]ooh
It feels so [Db]good I need that Charles [A#]Dickens
[B7]You be santa clause and I’ll be [D#]Mrs.
[Db]Take you for a ride I’ll be your [A#]vixen
[B7]I don’t even know I’m talking [D#]Christmas I’m talking [Db]I’m talking

[A#]...[B7]Look at all those presents that’s a [D#]big sack
[Db]Boy that package way too big to gift [A#]wrap
[A#]Woke up this morning thought I’d write a [B7]Chrismassshhhh
[D#]How quickly can you build a snowman [Db]think fast⠀