🎶 I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here)

[D]Santa is a furry freak With [Bm]epic superpowers
He [D]flies to every human home In [Bm]under fourteen hours
[E7]He's a master [A7]burglar A [E7]pro at pickin' [A7]locks
If you [E7]don't leave milk and [A7]cookies out [Gm]He will put dung [A7]in your socks

If [D]you act nicely through the night and [Bm]don't jump on your bed
[D]Santa comes with sugar plums and [Bm]hurls them at your head
But [E7]if you're on his [A7]naughty list He [E7]shoots missiles at your [A7]toes
He [E7]might just roast your [A7]chestnuts With his [Gm]powerful flame [A]thrower

[Bm]Rein, rein, rein, rein, [F#m]rein! [G]Deer, deer, deer, deer, [D]deer!
[Bm]I don't know what [F#7]Christmas is But [G]Christmas [A]time is [D]here!

[D]He's compelled his creepy elves To [Bm]do his every wish
One [D]sought to be a dentist now he's [Bm]sleeping with the fish
[E7]Mrs. Claus, she [A7]works the pole [E7]Plans her man's de [A7]mise
[E7]Soon the elves will [A7]all rise up And [Gm]stab out Santa's [A]eyes!

[Bm]Ho, ho, ho, ho, [F#m]ho! [G]Earthlings are so [D]weird!
[Bm]I don't know what [F#7]Christmas is But [G]Christmas [A]time is [D]here!
[Bm]Ho, ho, ho, ho, [F#m]ho! [G]Earthlings are so [D]weird!
[Bm]I don't know what [F#7]Christmas is But [G]Christmas [A]time is [D]here!

[Bm]What the heck's a [F#m]turtle dove And [G]who lit up that [D]deer?
[Bm]I don't know what [F#7]Christmas is But [G]Christmas [A]time is [D]here!
[Bm]I don't know what [F#7]Christmas is But [G]Christmas [A]time is [D]here!
Or maybe it's [D]there Or it's somewhere I don't know