🎶 I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here)

[Cb]Santa is a furry freak With [A#m]epic superpowers
He [Cb]flies to every human home In [A#m]under fourteen hours
[E7]He's a master [A7]burglar A [E7]pro at pickin' [A7]locks
If you [E7]don't leave milk and [A7]cookies out [F#]He will put dung [A7]in your socks

If [Cb]you act nicely through the night and [A#m]don't jump on your bed
[Cb]Santa comes with sugar plums and [A#m]hurls them at your head
But [E7]if you're on his [A7]naughty list He [E7]shoots missiles at your [A7]toes
He [E7]might just roast your [A7]chestnuts With his [F#]powerful flame [Bbm]thrower

[A#m]Rein, rein, rein, rein, [Ab]rein! [Db]Deer, deer, deer, deer, [Cb]deer!
[A#m]I don't know what [F#7]Christmas is But [Db]Christmas [Bbm]time is [Cb]here!

[Cb]He's compelled his creepy elves To [A#m]do his every wish
One [Cb]sought to be a dentist now he's [A#m]sleeping with the fish
[E7]Mrs. Claus, she [A7]works the pole [E7]Plans her man's de [A7]mise
[E7]Soon the elves will [A7]all rise up And [F#]stab out Santa's [Bbm]eyes!

[A#m]Ho, ho, ho, ho, [Ab]ho! [Db]Earthlings are so [Cb]weird!
[A#m]I don't know what [F#7]Christmas is But [Db]Christmas [Bbm]time is [Cb]here!
[A#m]Ho, ho, ho, ho, [Ab]ho! [Db]Earthlings are so [Cb]weird!
[A#m]I don't know what [F#7]Christmas is But [Db]Christmas [Bbm]time is [Cb]here!

[A#m]What the heck's a [Ab]turtle dove And [Db]who lit up that [Cb]deer?
[A#m]I don't know what [F#7]Christmas is But [Db]Christmas [Bbm]time is [Cb]here!
[A#m]I don't know what [F#7]Christmas is But [Db]Christmas [Bbm]time is [Cb]here!
Or maybe it's [Cb]there Or it's somewhere I don't know⠀