🎶 Texas Hold 'em

This ain't [A#]Texas (ooh) Ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your [A#]cards down, down, down, down
So park your [A#]Lexus (ooh) And throw your keys up (hey)
Stick a[A#]round, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
And I'll be [A#]damned if I can't slow-dance with you
[A#]Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a [A#]real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
[A#]Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo, ha

There's a tor[A#]nado (there's a tornado) In my city (in my city)
Hit the [A#]basement (hit the basement) That shit ain't pretty (shit ain't pretty)
Rugged [Em]whiskey (rugged whiskey) 'Cause we survivin' ('cause we survivin')
Puffin' red-cup [A#]kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah
[Bb]Ooh, [Em]one step to the right
We [A#]headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
[Bb]Ooh, [Em]run me to the left
Then [A#]spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind

This ain't [A#]Texas (ooh) Ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your [A#]cards down, down, down, down
So park your [A#]Lexus (ooh) And throw your keys up (hey)
Stick a[A#]round, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
And I'll be [A#]damned if I can't slow-dance with you
[A#]Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a [A#]real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
[A#]Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo

There's a [A#]heatwave (there's a heatwave) Comin' at us (comin' at us)
Too hot to [A#]think straight (too hot to think straight)
Too cold to [Em]panic (cold to panic) All of the problems Just feel dramatic (just feel dramatic)
And now we're [A#]runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah
[Bb]Ooh, [Em]one step to the right
We [A#]headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
[Bb]Ooh, [Em]run me to the left
Then [A#]spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind

This ain't [A#]Texas (ooh) Ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your [A#]cards down, down, down, down
So park your [A#]Lexus (ooh) And throw your keys up (hey)
Stick a[A#]round, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)
And I'll be [A#]damned if I can't slow-dance with you
[A#]Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a [A#]real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
[A#]Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo

[Em]Take it to the floor now, [Eb]ooh (oops, spurs, boots)
To the floor now, [Em]ooh, ooh, ooh, [Eb]ooh (tap back, oops, shoot)
[Em]Come take it to the floor now, [Eb]ooh
And I'll be [Em]damned if I cannot dance with [Eb]you
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me [Db]too (spurs, spurs, boots)
Sologenic, photogenic, [A#]shoot ⠀