🎶 The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

Was [Db]any of it true[Cb]?
[Db]Gazing at me [Cb]starry-eyed
In your Jeho[Db]vah's Witness [Cb]suit
[Db]Who the fuck was [Cb]that guy?
You [Db]tried to buy some [Cb]pills
From a fri[Db]end of friends of mi[Cb]ne
Th[Db]ey just ghosted you[Cb]
[Db]Now you know what it [Cb]feels like

[Db]And I don't even want you back, I just [Cb]want to know
[Db]If rusting my sparkling summer was the [Cb]goal
[Db]And I don't miss what we had, but could [Cb]someone give
[Db]A message to the smallest man who [Cb]ever lived?

You [Db]hung me on your [Cb]wall
[Db]Stabbed me with your [Cb]push pins
[Db]In public, showed me [Cb]off
[Db]Then sank in stoned obli[Cb]vion
'Cause [Db]once your queen had [Cb]come
You [Db]treat her like an [Cb]also-ran
You [Db]didn't measure [Cb]up
In [Db]any measure [Cb]of a man

[Db]And I don't even want you back, I just [Cb]want to know
[Db]If rusting my sparkling summer was the [Cb]goal
[Db]And I don't miss what we had, but could [Cb]someone give
[Db]A message to the smallest man who [Cb]ever lived?

Were you sent by someone[Db] who wanted me dead[D#]?
Did you sleep with a [Cb]gun underneath our [A#]bed?
Were you writing a [Db]book? Were you a sleeper cell [D#]spy?
In fifty years, will [Cb]all this be declassifi[A#]ed?
And you'll confess why you [Db]did it
And I'll say, "Good [D#]riddance"
'Cause it wasn't [Cb]sexy once it wasn't forbidd[A#]en
I would've died for your [Db]sins
Instead, I just died [D#]inside
And you deserve [Cb]prison, but you won't get [A#]time
You'll slide into [Db]inboxes and slip through the [D#]bars
You crashed my [Cb]party and your rental [A#]car
You said normal girls were [Db]boring
But you were gone by the [D#]morning
You kicked out the [Cb]stage lights
But you're still [A#]performing
And in plain sight you [Db]hid
But you are what you [D#]did
And I'll forget [Cb]you, but I'll never [A#]forgive
The smallest man who ever [Db]lived⠀