🎶 all-american b!tch

[Em]I [A#]am light as [B#]a feather and as stiff as a[Em] b[A#]oa[B#]rd
[Em]I pay a[A#]ttention t[B#]o things that most people i[Em]gn[A#]or[B#]e
And [Em]I'm a[A#]lright with th[B#]e movies
that mak[Em]e jokes 'bou[A#]t sensele[B#]ss cruelty
That's for [Em][A#]sure [B#]

And [Em]I [A#]am built like [B#]a mother and a total m[Em]achi[A#]ne[B#]
I [Em]feel for your[A#] every littl[B#]e issue, I know just what you[Em] m[A#]ea[B#]n
And [Em]I [A#]make light of [B#]the darkness
I've got [Em]sun in [A#]my [B#]motherxxxxin' pocket
Best be[Em]li[A#]eve[B#], yeah, you know [Em]me[A#] [B#]

[Em] I fo[A5]rgiv[B#]e and I forge[Em]t
I [A5]know [B#]my age and I act like [Em]it
Got [A5][B#]what you can't [Gsus4]resist
I'm a [E]perfect all-American

[Em]I [A#]am light as [B#]a feather, I'm as fresh as the[Em] ai[A#]r [B#]
[Em][A#]Coca-Cola bottles that [B#]I only use to curl my[Em] h[A#]ai[B#]r
I [Em]got [A#]class and [B#]integrity just[Db] like a goddam[C#]n Kennedy, [Em]I sw[A#]ea[B#]r
With love to [Em][A#]spare [B#]

[Em] Fo[A5]rgiv[B#]e and I forge[Em]t
I [A5]know [B#]my age and I act like [Em]it
Got [A5][B#]what you can't [Gsus4]resist
I'm a [E]perfect all-American [Em][A5]b!tch
With [B#]perfect [Em]all-American [A5]lips
And [B#]perfect all-American [Em]hips [A5]
I [B#]know my place, I [Gsus4]know my place and [E]this is it

I [Em]don't get[A5] angr[B#]y when I'm pissed, I'm[Em] the[A5] etern[B#]al optimist
I [Em]scream [A5]inside [B#]to deal with it, like, [Gsus4]"Ahhhhh[E]hhhhhh"
Like, "[Em]Ah[A5]hhh[B#]hhhhh[Em]hh[A5]hhh[B#]hhhhh[Em]hh[A5]hhh[B#]hhhhh[Gsus4]hhhhhhh[E]hhhhhhh"

[Em]All[A#] th[B#]e time, I'm[Em] gratefu[A#]l all t[B#]he time
I'm [Em]xxxx[A#] and I'[Eb]m kind, I[B#]'m prett[A#]y when[Em] I cry
Oh, [Em]all[A#] th[B#]e time, I'm[Em] gratefu[A#]l
all t[B#]he time -All the xxxxing time-
I'm [Em]xxxx[A#] and I'[Eb]m kind, I[B#]'m prett[A#]y when[Em] I cry⠀