🎶 Houdini

[Bb]Guess who's back, [Eb]back again?
[E7#9]Shady's back, [Bb]tell a friend
[Bb]Guess who's back, [Eb]back again?
[E7#9]Shady's back, [Bb]tell a friend
[Bb]Guess who's back, [Eb]back again?
[E7#9]Shady's back, [Bb]tell a friend
[Bb]Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
[Eb]Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
[E7#9]Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
[Bb]Guess who's back? (Haha)
Da-da-da, [Bb]da, da, da, [Eb]da, da, da
Da-da-da, [E7#9]da, da, da, da
Well, [Bb]look what the stork brung (What?)
Little baby [Eb]devil with the forked tongue
And it's stickin' out, [E7#9]yeah, like a sore thumb (Bleh)
With a forehead [Bb]that it grew horns from (Look)
Still a white jerk (It's him!), [Bb]pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cy[Eb]pher
With the Vics, Percs [Eb]and a Bud Light shirt
[E7#9]Lyrical technician (Yeah), an electrician (Yeah)
[Bb]Y'all light work (Haha)
And I don't gotta [Bb]play pretend, it's you I make believe (What?)
[Eb]And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (Why?)
[E7#9]If I was to ever take a leave (What?)
[Bb]It would be aspirin' to break a feve' (Yeah)
[Bb]If I was to ask for Megan Thee (What?)
[Eb]Stallion if she would collab with me
[E7#9]Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Haha)
I don't [E7]know, but I'm glad to be back like

Ab[Bb]ra-abraca[Eb]dabra (And for my last trick)
[E7#9]I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, [Bb]bruh (Like)
Ab[Bb]ra-abraca[Eb]dabra (And for my last trick, poof)
[E7#9]Just like that and I'm back, [Bb]bro

Now, [Bb]back in the days of old me (When?)
Right around the [Eb]time I became a dope fiend (Oh)
Ate some code[E7#9]ine as a way of coping (Mm)
Taste of o[Bb]piates, case of O.E.​
Turned me in[Bb]to smiley face emoji (Woo)
My shit may [Eb]not be age-appropriate
But I [E7#9]will hit an eight-year-old in the face [Bb]with a participation trophy
'Cause I have [Bb]zero doubts
That this whole [Eb]world's 'bout
To turn into some [E7#9]girl scouts
That censorship [Bb]bureau's out to (Shut me down)
So when [Bb]I started this verse
It did start off [Eb]lighthearted at first (Hmm)
But it feels like [E7#9]I'm targeted
Mind-bogglin' how [Bb]my profit has skyrocketed
Look [Bb]what I pocketed
Yeah, the shit is just [Eb]like y'all had been light joggin', and
I've [E7#9]been runnin' at full speed
And that's why [Bb]I'm ahead like my noggin', and
I'm the [Bb]fight y'all get in
When you debate who the [Eb]best, but opps, I'm white chalkin' when
I [E7#9]step up to that mic, cock it then
"Oh my [E7]God, it's him! Not again!"

Ab[Bb]ra-abraca[Eb]dabra (And for my last trick)
[E7#9]I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, [Bb]bruh (Like)
Ab[Bb]ra-abraca[Eb]dabra (And for my last trick, poof)
[E7#9]Just like that and I'm back, [Bb]bro

Ab[Bb]ra-abraca[Eb]dabra (And for my last trick)
[E7#9]I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, [Bb]bruh (Like)
Ab[Bb]ra-abraca[Eb]dabra (And for my last trick, poof)
[E7#9]Just like that and I'm back, [Bb]bro

[Bb]Sometimes, I wonder what the [Eb]old me'd say (If what?)
[E7#9]If he could see the way shit [Bb]is today (Look at this shit, man)
[Bb]He'd probably say that every[Eb]thing is gay (Like happy)
[E7#9]What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady)

So how many [Bb]little kids still wanna act like me? (Haha)
[Eb]I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (Yeah)
And [E7#9]that's why these (What?)
Words sting just like [Bb]you were being attacked by bees (Bzz)
In the [Bb]coupe, leaning back my seat (What?)
Bumpin' R. [Eb]Kelly's favorite group (Uh), the black guy (Guy) pees (Pees, haha)
[E7#9]In my Air Max 90s
White [Bb]Ts, walkin' parental advisory
[Bb]My transgender cat's Siamese (Why?)
Id[Eb]entifies as black, but acts Chinese (Haha)
[E7#9]Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (What?)
The [Bb]whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (Yeah)
How [Bb]can I explain to you (What?)
That even my[Eb]self I'm a danger too? (Yeah)
I hop on tracks [E7#9]like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you
But fuck that, if I [Bb]think that sh!t, I'ma say that sh!t
[Eb]Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it
Go a[E7#9]head, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick
You [Bb]male cross dresser (Haha), fake-*ss b!tch
[Bb]And I'll probably get shit for that (Watch)
But [Eb]you can all s*ck my d*ck, in fact
Fuck [E7#9]them, f^ck Dre, fuck Jimmy, f^ck me, f^ck [Bb]you
F^ck my own kids, they're [Bb]brats (F^ck 'em)
[Bb]They can screw off (Yeah), them and you all (Uh)
[Eb]You too, Paul, got two balls
[E7#9]Big as RuPaul's (Woah)
What you thought you [Bb]saw ain't what you saw (Nah)
'Cause you're never gon' [Bb]see me
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnap[Eb]pin' never did happen
Like Sherri Pa[E7#9]pini, Harry Houdini
I vanish in[E7]to the thin air as I'm leavin' like

Ab[Bb]ra-abraca[Eb]dabra (And for my last trick)
[E7#9]I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, [Bb]bruh (Like)
Ab[Bb]ra-abraca[Eb]dabra (And for my last trick, poof)
[E7#9]Just like that and I'm back, [Bb]bro⠀