🎶 Slim Pickins

[Db]Guess I'll end this life [D#]alone
[A#]I am not dramatic, these are [Db]just the thoughts that [Cb]pass right through me
[Db]All the [G/F#]douchebags in my [D#]phone
[A#]Play 'em like a slot machine
[Db]If they're winnin', [Cb]I'm just [B7]losin'

A boy who's [D#]jacked and kind
[A#]Can't find his [G]ass to save my life

Oh, [Db]it's slim [D#]pickings
If I can't [Bb]have the one I love
I guess it's [A#m]you that I'll be [A#]kissing
[Db] Just to get my [Em]fixings
Since the [A#]good ones are deceased or taken
[Cb]I'll just keep on moanin' and [Db]b!tchin'

[D#][A#]Ah-ah-ah-ah
[Db][Cb]Ah-ah-ah-ah

[Db]Jesus, what's a girl to [D#]do?
[A#]This boy doesn't even know the [Db]difference between [Cb]"their," "there" and "they [Db]are"
Yet he's naked in my [D#]room
[A#]Missing all the things he's missing
[Db]God knows that he [Cb]isn't living [B7]large

A boy who's [D#]nice, that breathes
[A#]I swear he's [G]nowhere to be seen

[Db]It's slim [D#]pickings
If I can't [Bb]have the one I love
I guess it's [A#m]you that I'll be [A#]kissing
[Db]Just to get my [Em]fixings
Since the [A#]good ones are deceased or taken
[Cb]I'll just keep on moanin' and [Db][D#]b!tchin'
Moanin' and [A#][Db]b!tchin' [Cb]
[Db] [Em] [A#] [G]
Since the good ones call their exes wasted
And since the [A#]Lord forgot my gay [G]awakening
Then [A#]I'll just be here in the kitchen
[Cb]Serving up some moanin' and [Db]b!tchin'⠀