🎶 buy me presents

[Cb]If you were a wise man, [A#m]baby, you would drop
[D#]Every other ho, ho, ho and [Bbm]put me on top
[Cb]Up there on your tree, better [A#m]treat me like a star
[D#]Spend your cookie dough, dough, dough, [Bbm]spend it on my heart

F*ck the [Db]jet, send the [F#]sleigh
It's a [Ab]packed holiday, and I got [Bbm]options, babe (Aah)

If [Cb]you don't wanna [A#m]buy me presents, [D#]drink me like a warm glass of [Bbm]milk
If [Cb]you're not gonna [A#m]race here from the [D#]North Pole to Beverly [Bbm]Hills

Just to [Ab]keep my stocking [D#]filled
Well, [Bbm]I know somebody who [Cb]will
(Somebody who [A#m]will, uh-huh, somebody who [D#]will, somеbody who [Bbm]will)
(Buy me presents, baby)

[Cb]Hе's a little bit older (Like super [A#m]old)
Got a bit of a dad bod [D#]
From a city that's colder (Brr) [Bbm]
But damn' it, he's so hot [Cb]

He knows when I'm sleepin' (Sleepin')
[A#m]And he knows when I'm no-ot
[D#]Haven't like seen him in a while
He's probably just busy at his workshop

F*ck the [Db]jet (Fuck the jet), send the [F#]sleigh (Send the sleigh)
It's a [Ab]packed holiday, and I got [Bbm]options, babe (No, ooh)

If [Cb]you don't wanna [A#m]buy me presents, [D#]drink me like a warm glass of [Bbm]milk (Ooh)
If [Cb]you're not gonna (Not gonna) [A#m]race here from the [D#]North Pole to Beverly [Bbm]Hills (Beverly Hills)

Just to [Ab]keep my stocking [D#]filled (So filled)
Well, [Bbm]I know somebody who [Cb]will (Somebody who wiil)
(Somebody who [A#m]will, somebody who [D#]will, somebody who [Bbm]will)
(Buy me presents, baby)
[Em] [Eb] [F#] [A#] [Em] [Eb] [F#] [Bbm]
If [Cb]you don't wanna [A#m]buy me presents, [D#]drink me like a warm glass of [Bbm]milk (Drink me like a warm glass of milk)
If [Cb]you're not gonna (Ooh) [A#m]race here from the [D#]North Pole to Beverly [Bbm]Hills

Just to [Ab]keep my stocking [D#]filled (Ooh, ooh)
Oh, I know somebody who will⠀