🎶 The Drunken Scotsman

Well, [Db]Scotsman clad in [D#]kilt, left the [Cb]bar one evenin' [Db]fair.
And [Cb]one could tell by [D#]how he walked, that he'd drunk more than his [Cb]share.
He [Cb]fumbled 'round until he could no [D#]longer keep his [Cb]feet,
Then he stumbled off in[D#]to the grass to [Cb]sleep beside the [Db]street.
[D#]Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-aye-dee-oh! [Cb]Ring-die-diddilee-aye-oh!
He stumbled off in[D#]to the grass to [Cb]sleep beside the [Db]street.

A[Db]bout that time, two [D#]young and lovely [Cb]girls just happened [Db]by.
One [Cb]says to the [D#]other with a twinkle in her [Cb]eye:
[Cb]"See yon sleeping Scotsman so [D#]strong and handsome [Cb]built?
I wonder if it's [D#]true what they don't [Cb]wear beneath the [Db]kilt?"
[D#]Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-aye-dee-oh! [Cb]Ring-die-diddilee-aye-oh!
"I wonder if it's [D#]true what they don't [Cb]wear beneath the [Db]kilt?"

They [Db]crept up on that [D#]sleeping Scotsman [Cb]quiet as could [Db]be.
[Cb]Lifted up his [D#]kilt about an inch so they could [Cb]see.
And [Cb]there behold for [D#]them to view beneath his Scottish [Cb]skirt
Was [Cb]nothing more than [D#]God had graced [Cb]him with upon his [Db]birth.
[D#]Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-aye-dee-oh! [Cb]Ring-die-diddilee-aye-oh!
Was [Cb]nothing more than [D#]God had graced [Cb]him with upon his [Db]birth.

They [Db]marveled for a [D#]moment then one [Cb]said: "We must be [Db]gone.
Let's [Cb]leave a present [D#]for our friend before we move a[Cb]long."
As a [Cb]gift, they left a [D#]blue silk ribbon tied into a [Cb]bow.
Around the bonny [D#]star the Scot's [Cb]kilt did lift and [Db]show.
[D#]Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-aye-dee-oh! [Cb]Ring-die-diddilee-aye-oh!
Around the bonny [D#]star the Scot's [Cb]kilt did lift and [Db]show.

Now the [Db]Scotsman woke to [D#]nature's call and [Cb]stumbled towards the [Db]trees.
Behind the bush, he [D#]lifts his kilt and gawks at what he [Cb]sees.
And [Cb]in a startled [D#]voice, he says to what's before his [Cb]eyes:
"Well, lad, I don't know [D#]where you've been but I [Cb]see you've won first [Db]prize!"
[D#]Ring-ding-diddle-iddle-aye-dee-oh! [Cb]Ring-die-diddilee-aye-oh!
"Well, lad, I don't know [D#]where you've been but I [Cb]see you've won first [Db]prize!"⠀