🎶 Loser, Baby

Intro
[Cb] So things look b[F#7]ad, and your b[Bm7]ack's against the w[Am7]all [D7]
[GM7] Your whole e[F#m7]xistence seems fuckin' [Em7]hopeless [GM7] [Bbm]
[Cb] You're feelin' f[F#7]ilthy as a [Bm7]dive bar bathroom stall[Am7] [D7]
[GM7] Can't face the w[F#m7]orld sober and do[Em7]peless [F#sus4] [F#7]
You've [G#]lost your w[D]ay, you [Bbm]think your life is wrec[Cb]ked
Well, [Em7]let me[F#m7] just [Db]say you'[A#m]re co[A7]rrect

(Wait, what?)


Chorus
You're a [Cb]loser, [E7]baby
A [Db]loser, goddamn [Cb]baby
[Bbm]You're a [Bm7]fucked-up little [E7]whiny bitch

(Hey!)
You're a [Db]loser, [Bbm]just like [Cb]me

(Thanks, asshole)
You're a [Cb]screws-loose [E7]boozer
An [Db]only one-star [Cb]reviews-er
[Bbm]You're a [A#m]power-[F]bottom [Bbm]at rock [D]bottom
But[Db] you got [Asus4]compan[Cb]y

(This supposed to make me feel better?)


Verse
[Cb] There was a t[F#7]ime I thought that n[A#m]o one could re[Cb]late
[GM7] To the gruesome wa[F#m7]ys in which I'm d[Em7]amaged [Bbm]
[Cb] But lettin' w[F#7]alls down,
it can so[A#m]metimes set you s[Asus4]traight![Cb]
[GM7] We're all livin' i[F#m7]n the same shit s[Em7]andwich [F#sus4] [F#7]
I [G#]sold my [D]soul to a [Bbm]psychopathic [Cb]freak
Haha! And[Em7] you thi[F#m7]nk that [Db]makes [D]you u[Cb]nique? [A7]

(Get outta here, man!)


Chorus
We're both [Cb]losers, [E7]baby
We're [Db]losers, it's [Cb]okay to [Bbm]be a
[A#m]Coked-up, [E7]dick-suckin' ho?
[Db]Baby, that's [Bbm]fine by [Cb]me
I'm a [Cb]loser, [E7]honey
A [Db]schmoozer and a [Cb]dummy
[Bbm]But at [Bm7]least I [F]know I'm [Bbm]not [D]alone
You're a [Db]loser
[Bbm]Just like [Cb]me


Bridge
[Cb]I got an appe[Cb]tite for gamb[A#]li[Cb]n'
[Cb]I got an appe[Cb]tite for samp[A#]li[Cb]n'
every drug and [Cb]sex toy I can [A#]find
[Csus4]Go ahead baby, sing that song, come on!
[Cb]I got no holes left [Cb]to def[A#]lo[Cb]wer
[Cb]I sold my soul to [Cb]save my [A#]po[Cb]wer
[Cb]Now I'm on that demon's leash
I'm [Gm7]trapped and it[Am7] gets wor[Bb7]se with[Bm7] every h[A#]our


Chorus
You're a [Cb]loser, [D]baby
A [Db]loser, but just [Cb]maybe [Bbm]if we
[Bm7] Eat shit toget[D]her, things will [Db]end up [Bbm]differently [Cb]
It's time to [Cb]lose your self-[E7]loathin'
[Db]Excuse yourself, [Cb]let hope in, [Bbm]baby
[A#m]Play your [F]card, be [Bbm]who you [E7]are


Outro
A [Db]loser, [Em]just[A7] li[Cb]ke me⠀