Oh, [Bb]come and see the [D]opening [Eb][Ebm]band
Now [Bb]that you've got your [D]tickets
And [Eb]beverages in [Eb][F]hand
They [Bb]look so tired, sound [D]uninspired
[Eb]Guitars are [Ebm]secondhand
'Cause [Bb]no one likes an [Cm][F]opening [Bb]band

[Bb]Nobody likes the [D]opening [Eb][Ebm]band
Their [Bb]set time's far too [D]early
And I've [Eb]never heard of [Eb][F]them
And [Bb]chances are they [D]won't go far
[Eb]Career is sure to [Ebm]end
'Cause [Bb]no one likes an [Cm][F]opening [Bb]band

[Gm]Oh, [Eb]unfamiliar [Bb]things will make us [F][Gm]nervous
but [Eb]singing here for [Bb]you gives me a [F]purpose, [F+]so

[F+]Take [Bb]pity on the [D]opening [Eb][Ebm]bands
'Cause [Bb]no one came to [D]see them
[Eb]Except their mom and [Eb][F]dad
But [Bb]if you lend an [D]ear
And give them [Eb]just one little [Ebm]chance
You [Bb]may just like the
You [Bb6]may just like [Ebm/Bb]the
You [Bb]may just like the [F]opening [Bb][F][Eb][Ebm][Bb]band