🎶 A million ways to die

(Capo on 1)
Intro.: [Bb] (x8)
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[Bb]Cowboys and pioneers [A#]come lend your eyes and ears
[Bb]I've got the need to [D]testi-fy
Don't [Em]try to [Db]build your [A#]nest out [Em]in the [D]open [Bb]West
'Cause there's a [Em]million [Eb]ways to [D]die

Solo: [Bb] (x2)
[Bb]Six bullets in the gut [A#]or just a papercut
[Bb]Too many ways to [D]quanti-fy
They'll [Em]cut your [Db]ankle [A#]off to [Em]cure a [D]minor [Bb]cough
'Cause there's a [Em]million [E7]ways to [Bb]die

Solo: [Bb] [Bb] [Bb] A [A#]million [D]ways to [Bb]die [Bb]

It's a [Eb]hundred and one in the shade or the sun, if you [A#]fall [Em]a-sleep [C#]you [Db]fry
A [D]million ways to [Bb]die
You can [Eb]live like a saint, but there [A#]just really ain't
No [Eb]a-voidin' a million [Db]ways to [Bb]die

Solo: [Bb] [Bb] [Bb] [Fb] [Fb] [Fb] [Fb]
[Fb]Small pox and bigger pox [E]and deadly tomahawks
[Fb]Or God forbid you steal a [Em]pie
They'll [C#]blast you [G#m]into [E]shards, for [Bm]playin' [Em]good at [Fb]cards
'Cause there's a [C#]million [Dm]ways to [Em]die

(Up 1/2 tone)

Solo: [Fb] (x2)
[Fb]Out on the desert plains, [E]it hardly ever rains
[Fb]And you can hear coyotes [Em]cry
They'll [C#]eat you [G#m]up and [E]then they'll [Bm]shit you [Em]out [Fb]a-gain
'Cause there's a [C#]million [Em]ways to [Fb]die

Solo: [Fb] [Fb] [Fb] A [E]million [Em]ways to [Fb]die [Fb]

With a [Dm]whoosh and a whack, there's a knife in your back,
'cause you [E]got a fancy [G#m]tie
A [Em]million ways to [Fb]die
It's a [Dm]kick in the pants, but you [E]don't have a chance of [Dm]es-capin'
A million [G#m]ways to [Fb]die

Outro: [Fb] [Fb] [Fb] [Em] A million ways to [B#]die⠀⠀