🎶 Ur So Gay

[D#]I hope you hang yourself with your H&M [Cmaj7]scarf
While j*rking off listening to [Bb]mozart

You b!tch and moan about LA
[B7]Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
[D#]You don’t eat meat

And drive electrical cars
[Cmaj7]You’re so indie rock it’s almost an [Bb]art
You need SPF [B7]45 just to stay alive

[D#]You’re so gay and you don’t even [Cmaj7]like boys
No you don’t even like
[Bb]No you don’t even like
No you don’t even [B7]like boys
[D#]You’re so gay and you don’t even like [Cmaj7]boys
No you don’t even like
[Bb]No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like

[D#]You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
[Cmaj7]You’re so skinny you
should really Super Size the deal
[Bb]Secretly you’re so amused
That [B7]nobody understands you
[D#]I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
[Cmaj7]I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
[Bb]I can’t believe I fell in love [B7]with someone that wears more make up than

[D#]You’re so gay and you don’t even [Cmaj7]like boys
No you don’t even like
[Bb]No you don’t even like
No you don’t even [B7]like boys
[D#]You’re so gay and you don’t even like [Cmaj7]boys
No you don’t even like
[Bb]No you don’t even like
No you don’t even [B7]like [Cmaj7] [C#m7]
Ur so [B7]gay ur so gay
[Em7]You walk around like you’re oh so debonair
[Cmaj7]You pull em' down and there’s really nothing there
[Bb]I wish you would [B7/D#]just be real with me

[D#]You’re so gay and you don’t even [Cmaj7]like boys
No you don’t even like
[Bb]No you don’t even like
No you don’t even [B7]like boys
[D#]You’re so gay and you don’t even like [Cmaj7]boys
No you don’t even like
[Bb]No you don’t even like
No you don’t even [B7]like p*nis!⠀